javertfan:

What the turd?

*Note: I don’t own these gifs

setbabiesonfire:

danielkiwi:

sailorhatesjane:

pantslessyoda:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

no words

oh…. 

That last part tho.

(Source: onlylolgifs)

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

Obama just violated Obamacare...again.

poorrichardsnews:

President Obama is not a fan of the letter of the law, even laws that he signed into existence. Tomorrow, his administration will unveil a new scheme to give part-time Federal employees and seasonal employees access to Federal Employee Health Benefits, effectively exempting them from the…

redbloodedamerica:

fuck-liberal-morons:

compoundchem:

Ever wondered how much water/caffeine/alcohol you’d need to drink to reach a lethal dose? This graphic shows the median lethal dose for all three!

Read more detail about LD50 tests in the accompanying post: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-ol

That is all 100% bullshit.

According to this I should have died numerous times already.

mohawklliam:

when u get comfortable again after u went to see what ur mom wanted and she calls u again

image

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck)

cyn-marie:

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

Yes definitely