cracked:

Dreamworks did more than score a hit over Disney with Shrek. They continued a vendetta.

6 Famous Works of Art You Didn’t Know Were Vicious Insults

#6. Jeffrey Katzenberg Uses Shrek to Rip His Old Boss

The evil Lord Farquaad is a ridiculous, tiny man (remember the “midget” comment from earlier) whom Shrek implies has a tiny penis, and whose name sound suspiciously like “fuckwad.” Sure enough, his face resembles [Disney chairman] Michael Eisner’s. And then there’s the plot itself. Shrek begins with the selling of beloved movie characters into slavery — Snow White and the seven dwarves, Pinocchio, and Tinkerbell, all public domain characters that happened to be some of the first stars of Disney’s movies. The city of Duloc is like Disney World on Adderall, from the castle, to the parking lots named after characters, to the creepy “It’s a Small World”-esque info booth.

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redbloodedamerica:

the-crashr:

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

All of these made me laugh…

I wonder who’s to blame for this?

fit-angel-riss:

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

This gives me chills every time.

(Source: seawolph)

cinemaspam:

The wicked flee when none pursueth. (True Grit, 2010)

(Source: galacticaps)

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

troyesivan:

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought an ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.image

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away.

this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ

(Source: mygeekself)

http://nicksiacotos.tumblr.com/post/96755642095/panicacidide-apparently-its-not-socially

cyn-marie:

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not…

Don’t forget you watched twilight together

That one was a little gay.